A man walks up to a woman in his office every day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to her manager. Without identifying the guy, she tells her boss what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him. The manager is puzzled by this approach, and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies, "It's Dave, the midget."
2007-03-24 22:51:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha. lmao. Top of the morning to you. Diddly dee....
2007-03-24 22:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is not funny, but it has a certain truth. The pubic hairs catch the most pheromones and would most be most sexually attractive.
2007-03-24 22:56:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the punchline is that the poor fella is a midget, to be quite honest, i dont find that funny.
2007-03-24 22:56:33 · answer #3 · answered by p_magistrado 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before
but it's still funny
2007-03-24 22:55:21 · answer #4 · answered by I'm Just Me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like his style, can`t fault him, wish i was a midget, ha ha.x
2007-03-24 23:04:56 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one!
2007-03-25 01:45:17 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that, funny
2007-03-24 22:58:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one dont think it was hair spray the little bugger smelt 10/10 smiler
2007-03-25 10:29:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2007-03-25 00:00:04 · answer #9 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny
2007-03-24 23:43:26 · answer #10 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋