A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new
sweetheart's birthday, as they had not been dating for long.
After careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves
would strike the right romantic note, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to
Sears and bought a pair of white gloves. The younger sister
purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the
wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got
the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties.
Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and
mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note:
Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the
habit of wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it
had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long
ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to
remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from
showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three
weeks and they were hardly soiled, I had her try yours on for
me and she looked really smart.
I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time,
as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before
I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off,
remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they
will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming
year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love,
Jimmie
2007-03-24 22:50:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
get the soap powder out wife i have pmsl again 10/10
2007-03-25 02:55:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That has to be ok. Three weeks and hardly soiled? Pity you didn't put his girlfriends thoughts and feelings in as a sort of follow up. I think she might phone him and ask what was going on. After some heated misunderstood exchanges she could dump him. Later find out from her sister the truth of the matter, etc. Could be turned into and interesting comedy sketch for tv. The old tv show "The two Ronnies" comes to mind. They were great at the double meaning, innuendo and misunderstandings.
2007-03-24 23:20:14 · answer #2 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-24 22:59:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long but funny! Good one! 9/10.
2007-03-25 01:46:44 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an imagination i must have, nearly fell off chair laughing. Brilliant. 10/10
2007-03-24 23:02:57 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, definitely! lol. Hope his girlfriend had a sense of humour!
2007-03-24 22:54:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one girl keep it goin 10/10
2007-03-25 10:40:24 · answer #7 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny, bit long tho, i got bored towards the end.
2007-03-24 22:55:22 · answer #8 · answered by Peanut butter Jelly Time!!!! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-03-25 02:19:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, yeah it's funny. i wish it wasn't
2007-03-24 23:16:55 · answer #10 · answered by chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋