Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Luke interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
2007-03-24 22:14:22 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
63...plus 6 for her hands....
lol
69!
2007-03-24 22:16:27 · answer #1 · answered by ahhhhhhhhh!u 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One for the lads at last, Good one, 10/10
2007-03-25 05:37:21 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He really put his foot in that one. You should have ran this as survey on his IQ. My realistic guess would be about 18.... And that's being over generous.
2007-03-25 06:54:38 · answer #3 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luke now has a ex-wife.
2007-03-25 05:42:46 · answer #4 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-25 05:19:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeh thats funny alright 10/10 xoxox
ya gotta star from me as it was that good
2007-03-25 07:03:10 · answer #6 · answered by ILuvU2010 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Moza,
you've done it again, it takes a lot to make me laugh, and you just have!
Great joke, but I won't be telling it to my wife!
2007-03-25 05:24:44 · answer #7 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perfect score!
2007-03-26 19:25:41 · answer #8 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 10/10
2007-03-25 05:30:13 · answer #9 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of .....i would give it a 8/10
2007-03-25 05:17:14 · answer #10 · answered by R B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋