2007-03-24 21:54:09 · 10 answers · asked by vinny w 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 507
butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour429
butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 5051 butt cords
was attained on .6-15-96
2007-03-24 22:00:52 · answer #1 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck, more commonly known as a groundhog, could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:
-The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
-The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
-The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.
Finally, some maintain that woodchucks would not chuck wood at all even IF woodchucks could chuck wood, citing noted wildlife expert Dr. Seuss who claimed he once heard a wood chuck say:
I am Chuck, a woodchuck I am.
I would not chuck wood though I can.
I would not chuck wood in a box.
I would not chuck wood with a fox.
I would not chuck wood in a house.
I would not chuck wood with a mouse.
I would not chuck wood here or there.
I would not chuck wood anywhere.
2007-03-25 17:53:54 · answer #2 · answered by greymatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
:D
2007-03-25 05:08:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a wood chuck could chuck would then a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a would chuck could chuck!!!
2007-03-25 05:30:03 · answer #4 · answered by albwa2smart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the same amount of wood
2007-03-25 05:08:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anmol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
69 or 6969
2007-03-25 05:12:08 · answer #6 · answered by ahhhhhhhhh!u 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Erm... 6?
2007-03-25 06:09:00 · answer #7 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much as he can,as long as he gets three meal breaks !!!!
2007-03-25 05:17:01 · answer #8 · answered by Spanky the monkey !!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur confused!
2007-03-25 07:38:34 · answer #9 · answered by Drool 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no idea
2007-03-25 05:00:09 · answer #10 · answered by The Crazy B!tch 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋