If he's so powerful?
Because I'm pretty ticked off right now about being bored to death in my hospital bed... Just got knee surgery...
2007-03-24 21:44:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
because he's too busy waving the almighty hand in front of the server. He's just messing with you.
heal soon and shove your leg up his butt
2007-03-24 21:48:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You dont believe in God leave alone respect Him, so why should he worry whether you have a good wireless connection or not? Did you actually have to be knocked on your knee to think if there is a God or not? Use your brains. It is still good right, unlike your knee?
2007-03-24 22:08:06 · answer #2 · answered by Star of the Sea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's recovering from the effort he put into teaching the surgeons left from right so they could do the right knee. He'll be able to handle that other request by Tuesday. Pleasant recovery!
Quote from Homer's The Odessy: My word, how mortals take the gods to task! All their afflictions come from us, we hear. And what of their own failings? Greed and folly shall double the suffering in the lot of man!
seemed appropriate.
2007-03-24 21:49:31 · answer #3 · answered by Lesley M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because God is not responsible for wireless connections, internet, etc.
2007-03-24 21:48:48 · answer #4 · answered by mx503 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because God saw that you were looking up an adult website on your wireless connection. It must be a sign. :-)
Just kidding!
2007-03-24 21:51:44 · answer #5 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Heaven runs through AOL.
2007-03-24 21:51:51 · answer #6 · answered by Gabriel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your PHONE carrier is responsible for your poor connection. dont blame God for your bad decision making skills. you should have signed up with a company who has a higher quality of connection
2007-03-24 21:48:31 · answer #7 · answered by Royce W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God's not gonna fix that for you, sorry.
There are some techs who depend on that to feed their families.
(My hubby works for AT & T)
Hope you heal fast!
I was there not too long ago for disk surgery in my neck.
2007-03-24 21:47:15 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, believe. if you are a believer of god, may be he will answer you and i hope your knee gets better
2007-03-24 21:47:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read his word and you will travel in the speed and connection of his spirit! Here read this:
http://www.freedomcame.com/glory/
2007-03-24 21:48:38 · answer #10 · answered by bungyow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋