Blind Date.?

Question

I'd like to know your worst blind date stories (or regular date stories) EVER.

V - That was the funniest thing ever! I lol-ed.

Answer 1

Oh boy. My blind dates were so bad, I could write books on them.

The worst was when I was in high school. My friend "Karen" decided she wanted to accept a date from a guy "Bobby" but was too afraid to go alone. Her brilliant plan? Invite me and Bobby's brother to double-date. (I had no idea this was happening when I met up with her at a restaurant)

When I arrived, and was told about the plan, I had an uneasy feeling right away. Then, when "Karl", Bobby's brother, arrived, that uneasy feeling turned to nausea. It wasn't so much his physical look as it was his manner of dress. He looked like a reject from 'Saturday Night Fever', leisure suit and all.

The whole dinner Karl kept trying to put his hand on my leg. At one point, after, not only telling him to stop, but physically removing it at least a dozen times, I stabbed his hand with my fork (not enough to draw blood). He STILL didn't get the hint. I finally just got up and moved to a different booth...he followed me!

After the miserable dinner, Karen thought we should go to the bowling alley. "Great." I thought. "Heavy object plus Karl equals fun for me."

We arrived at the bowling alley where Karl attempted to put his arm around my shoulders. I gave him the look of death, lifted his hand and threw it toward a wall where he smacked it. He tried again! I had enough.

I told him the next time he touches me, I'm going to embarass the hell out of him. Of course, he tried again. So, keeping my word, I yelled, at the top of my lungs, "Oh my gosh! Karl, you had sex with your dog! That's just wrong and you should be ashamed of yourself!" How strange it was that after that he didn't say a word to me or sit anywhere in my vicinity. :)

Answer 2

one time i had to fart really bda and so when it was really quite i thyough it would be a silent fart but then it was loud...really loud and then i went to the bathroom and i pooped a little bit i was so embarresed but then my date had peed on himself we walked out well the waiter kicked us out i mean we were cute we broke up and now im known as poopy pants panday

Answer 3

I am Karl HA HA