A Japanese n a US joint naval exercise is going on...says the Jap Commander to his US counterpart, " Our sailors have more guts then yours, they are more brave"....The US Comm say.."OK, prove it"....The Jap Comm orders a sailor on the Carrier, to jump in the sea..the sailor promptly does so...Says the Jap Comm.."See, thats what I call guts n bravery of the highest order" Now, the US Comm calls one of his sailors on the deck and orders him to jump too...The sailor yells, " Are you crazy Sir, I ain't gonna jump into those freaking cold fukcing waters..not me...why the hell did you get such a mad idea Sir..." The US Comm grins n says to the Jap.."See, that's what I call guts and REAL bravery"....
2007-03-24 19:52:54 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Once upon a time there was a guy called Apache Indian.
He once told a joke about a joint naval excercise.
It was such a bad joke that everyone died .
THE END.
2007-03-24 19:59:54 · answer #1 · answered by Amit 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off. Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude."
"Harriet, she's a prostitute."
"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"
"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."
In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for 'Bambi' to come to room 1217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?" Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively. George asked, "How much do you charge?" "$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services." Even George was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25." Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."
2007-03-28 18:42:49 · answer #2 · answered by C B S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect
2007-03-26 02:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why are lawyers prohibited from having sex with their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the same service.
2007-03-26 00:47:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Martin: My name is Martin S. Johnson.
Ted: What does that 'S' stand for?
Martin: Nothing the doctor dropped a noodle on my Birth certificate!
2007-03-25 04:13:01 · answer #5 · answered by Sugar 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well, it is some great oldie...
i cant believe i laughed at it years ago...
maybe if this was my first time, i would have done the same...
i wanna give u a star but others will not laugh at all.
2007-03-25 06:04:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes insubordinate troops and the japanese naval which consist of tradeships
2007-03-25 04:15:50 · answer #7 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well! a very good
made me laugh a lot
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
us soldier is brave
2007-03-25 03:06:53 · answer #8 · answered by srinu710 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it, 10/10
2007-03-25 03:12:25 · answer #9 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha!!
i loved it
i tell u a joke too!
boy : mom does god go to the toilet ?
mom: Why?
boy : i heard dad shouting " Oh God! Are you still in the toilet?"
lol
2007-03-25 04:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by Muskaan... 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋