A man walks into a bar with a 12" tall man in his shirt pocket. He sit down and orders a drink and the little man sits on the bar next to him. A few minutes later the man spots a piano in the corner and tells the 12 inch tall man to go play something. The little guy jumps down, runs over to the piano and begins playing a very complicated classical song. The bartender is amazed and asks the man where he found the 12 inch tall guy. The man says "I found a lamp on the beach, rubbed it, and a genie popped out and granted me a wish." The bartender, who's been hurting financialy, asks to borrow the lamp. The man says sure, and hands it over. The bartender rubs it, out pops the genie, "I will grant you only one wish." "I wish for a million bucks!!!" shouts the bartender. The genie snaps his fingers and a million ducks appear in the bar. The bartender gets angry, "Is this genie deaf or something?" The man replies, "Did you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist???"
2007-03-24 19:18:50 · 10 answers · asked by geek_83 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha, great one
2007-03-24 19:23:44 · answer #1 · answered by Danielle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
properly, genies are quite form of evil Like in case you prefer for funds, that is going to kill one in each of your loved ones, and have you ever inherit their income case you prefer for worldwide peace, each little thing poofs out of being... i might advise no longer finding one
2016-12-15 08:17:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think I've heard it here but not too bad, 7/10
2007-03-24 19:24:01 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-03-25 01:51:10 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10 +star
2007-03-24 20:17:06 · answer #5 · answered by bubbles07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but it's still funny :o)
2007-03-24 20:57:55 · answer #6 · answered by Christina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It to me a little while to get it, but yea, that was funny.
2007-03-24 19:38:49 · answer #7 · answered by Allison C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, genius!
2007-03-24 19:28:33 · answer #8 · answered by buckeye fan 45 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-03-24 21:33:18 · answer #9 · answered by American breed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. that's kinda wrong though
2007-03-24 20:16:33 · answer #10 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋