This guy meets a girl who was sitting behind a check-out counter and asked her out. She agrees and tells him to pick her up at 8:00.
The guy drives to her house and her father answers the door. He says he'll go get her and be right back. The father comes walking in carrying the girl - she had no legs! He takes her out to his car and puts her in the seat of a convertable Cadillac. Then he says, "Just use my car - go to the drive in movie."
So after the movie, she asks him if he'd like to park and he agrees. She tells him to turn down this road and park under a low branch. Then she reaches up and pulls herself up on top of the guy while he lays in the front seat - they have wild sex for hours.
When they get back to her house, he carrys her in the house and her father takes her back upstairs. Then the father comes back down and tells the guy, 'Thanks for bringing her back - the last guy left her hanging!'
2007-03-24 19:16:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha great joke
2007-03-24 19:21:21 · answer #1 · answered by Bob Marlee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!
Now thats original
2007-03-25 04:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10 +star!
2007-03-25 03:18:28 · answer #3 · answered by bubbles07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! whatever!
2007-03-25 04:03:36 · answer #4 · answered by madstar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-25 04:34:38 · answer #5 · answered by American breed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. not funny
2.not funny
3. ur sick
2007-03-25 02:22:23 · answer #6 · answered by melody C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame. toatally lame.
2007-03-25 03:22:09 · answer #7 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
?... I don't get it.
2007-03-25 02:32:24 · answer #8 · answered by Allison C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋