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Doesn't that mean it's the sacred Word of God?

2007-03-24 19:14:46 · 11 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Can you prove squirrels exist? Oh, I've seen them, but how do I know it wasn't a hallucination caused by overactive neurons, or outright fantasy? I mean really, what proof is there? Some nuts buried in the ground? They could have simply fallen on the ground and been covered by shifting earth. Sorry, until I see logical scientific proof for the existence of squirrels, I remain a Squirrel Atheist.

2007-03-24 19:23:04 · answer #1 · answered by Amalthea 6 · 0 0

Of course there is no error in the book of squirrel you dumb a** ..... if there is an error, that means you do not have enough faith and you will go to the frying pan ...... hence if you THINK there is an error .... repent and ask for forgiveness from the sacred flying squirrel ......

2007-03-25 02:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Silly Squirrel, errors are for fundamentalists!

2007-03-25 02:25:00 · answer #3 · answered by sonoffm 2 · 0 0

I thought they just hadn't found the right tree yet--or a scientist who spoke squirrel

2007-03-25 02:18:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That is completely true.

If you're a squirrel. And have no capacity for free thought.

2007-03-25 02:53:03 · answer #5 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 0 0

Because the Book of Squirrel is flawless, and can not be contradicted.

2007-03-25 02:20:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anthony Stark 5 · 1 0

Well, the important test is whether or not Godzilla could find any errors.

2007-03-25 02:18:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I didn't find any potholes on my drive to work on the second Tuesday of last week,either.

2007-03-25 02:18:57 · answer #8 · answered by neil s 7 · 0 0

Probably because they haven't read that book.
I Cr 13;8a

2007-03-25 02:17:56 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

They just didn't have enough faith

2007-03-25 02:17:40 · answer #10 · answered by billthakat 6 · 1 0

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