As usual dumb self absorbed snoby girls ..... and i wont say the color of the hair because my mom has that color. so any way when this girl had to call 911 she couldnt because there wasnt the number 11 on the phone! soooooooo what do you think of it!!! please be nice jk
2007-03-24 19:09:59 · 5 answers · asked by melody C 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two blondes walk into a bar... you'd think one of them would have seen it.
2007-03-24 19:14:24 · answer #1 · answered by Danielle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 blondes are in a car going down the highway. At a stop sign, the one girl just goes right thru the red light. The other girl kinda freaks out. At the next red light, she goes right thru again. The other one is getting really nervous. This happens another 5 times, and finally the passenger asks, 'Why do you keep going thru the red lights?' The other blonde answers, 'Oh. I thought you were driving!'
2007-03-25 02:20:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What goes urk screech,urk screech,urk screech?
A blond at a flashing red light...
2007-03-25 03:52:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since people pronounce it nine-one-one - not funny at all.
2007-03-25 04:04:25 · answer #4 · answered by Serving Jesus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's not the best one ever, but it's ok
2007-03-25 03:24:05 · answer #5 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋