A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in
Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk
of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The
local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and
happy marriage.
The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,"
explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip
down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my
wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the
horse and quietly said, "That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife
quietly said, "That's twice."
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My
wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
*I SHOUTED* at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that! Are you crazy? She looked at me, and quietly
said, "That's once."
"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."
2007-03-24 18:25:51 · 10 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!
I'd be scared as hell if I was the poor old man lol
2007-03-24 21:11:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one before, but it was an elderly couple who were on a horse and buggy and the man was the one doing it.
2007-03-24 18:31:57 · answer #2 · answered by Danielle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 and a star for the joke! Too funny!
2007-03-24 18:33:24 · answer #3 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehehhe! Thats hilarious! a sure cracker!
2007-03-24 18:41:55 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfso!!! yess! thats it!!!!!! everybody needs to follow this!!!!100000000000000000/10000000000000000000000000
i know I'm exaggerating a little bit buuuuuut this was effing funny as heck!!!!
2007-03-24 18:36:12 · answer #5 · answered by bubbles07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that cute wish i thought of that since that wasnt a question dont know how to answer except for the way i did
2007-03-24 19:33:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha10/10
2007-03-24 19:19:56 · answer #7 · answered by ♪♫♪Music Lover♪♫♪ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-03-24 18:56:32 · answer #8 · answered by godschild 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha thats freaken hilarious!!! hahaha
2007-03-24 18:35:53 · answer #9 · answered by Time is of the Essence 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh wow.. i think i'd just like.. flee to another country
2007-03-24 20:33:51 · answer #10 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋