An old man was driving down the interstate at 22 miles per hour. He
never went above or below. An officer noticed and followed him a
while and then pulled him over. Before the officer could even get to
the window the man was saying "I was not speeding, the speed limit is
22 mph and that is exactly what I was doing, I was not speeding".
The police officer said, "I didn't pull you over for speeding, I
pulled you over for going to slow".
The man said "but the sign says 22".
The officer told him that he was on interstate 22. As the man shook
his head, the officer noticed that there were 3 older ladies sitting
inside the car. All of them were sitting with their mouths hanging
open. Their faces were very white and their hair was completely messy.
The police officer leaned toward the man and said "What is wrong with
them?"
The man said "well, we just came off of interstate 134".
2007-03-24 18:22:11 · 9 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is two jokes in a row I've read from you that were really funny AND I've never heard either one. Keep em coming.
2007-03-24 18:27:18 · answer #1 · answered by madrom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-25 01:26:49 · answer #2 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! where in the world do you get these jokes from?!!! these are the best!!!! 10/10 +star!!! you're gonna get a lot of stars from me! lol
2007-03-25 01:29:53 · answer #3 · answered by bubbles07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-25 01:28:43 · answer #4 · answered by sikchux 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha!!!! funny 10/10!!!!!
2007-03-25 01:30:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
that was a good one
2007-03-25 01:46:31 · answer #6 · answered by godschild 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was funny! Keep them comin'!
2007-03-25 01:31:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL best joke ever.
2007-03-25 03:48:23 · answer #8 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
2007-03-25 01:26:54 · answer #9 · answered by Ash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋