A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He was playing
with his toys in her bedroom, while grandma was dusting. He looked up
and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make
me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm very happy with my TV
as my boyfriend" Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix
the problem. The grandson heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to
open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said,
"Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
2007-03-24 18:17:34 · 8 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can you see the minister face before he fainted? Hilarious!
A star and 10/10 for you!
2007-03-24 18:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is really funny
2007-03-25 02:26:24 · answer #2 · answered by melody C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfso!!! funny as heck! 10/10 + star!!! whoot whoot! good one!!!
2007-03-25 01:21:37 · answer #3 · answered by bubbles07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL........ thanks for a laugh..... looks like I still can't tell my little niece and nephew that a tv is my boyfriend...
2007-03-25 01:22:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG OUCH THE THINGS KIDS SAY ROFL!!!
2007-03-25 03:50:17 · answer #5 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, ha ha ha now that was FUNNY!
2007-03-25 01:53:40 · answer #6 · answered by Lorenzo A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was good.
2007-03-25 01:21:32 · answer #7 · answered by sikchux 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was good!
2007-03-25 01:36:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋