Science experiment?

Question

3 scientists decide to see what would happen if they corked a cow's butt. After a few months, the cow had grown to a pretty good size and they decided to end the experiment - but no one wanted to pull the plug out. So they train a monkey to use a cork screw and on the day of the un-corking, the 3 scientists situate themselves at 100 yards away, 50 yards away, and 10 yards away. TV cameras were running, photos being taken and the scientists ready, the monkey approached the cow, screwed the corkscrew in, and pulled it out.
Of course crap was flying everywhere, and after the initial explosion, reporters interviewed the scientists. They asked the one at 100 yards away what he saw. He said, "All I saw was crap flying!". They asked the one at 50 yards and he said, "All I saw was crap flying!". They asked the one at 10 yards away what he saw, and he said, "All I saw was that poor monkey trying to push the cork back in!"

Answer 1

lmfso!!! funny as heck! 10/10

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Hahaha, poor monkey.

Answer 4

Gross but funny! Ewww! Good one! 10!

Answer 5

heeheehee...funny..10/star

Answer 6

that is sooooooooooooooooooooo funny