What does Snoop Dogg clean with?
Bleaaaaaach!!!!
2007-03-24 17:47:30 · 9 answers · asked by fastfreedombailbonds 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So this guy is driving along the highway and a semi cuts him off. The guy goes "Hey! What the truck!"
2007-03-24 17:58:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
XR5000 Wage and Benefit System
A computer will now decide if you deserve a raise. We're sure all bosses will be using this soon. (Don't ask him to open the pod bay doors... because he just can't do that, Dave.)
Cats and Dogs
You've always wondered, but now you can know... what exactly makes cats and dogs different? (Our apologies in advance to cat lovers. We love cats... really... we just can't eat a whole one.)
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."
I have nothing to declare except my genius
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Assassins do it from behind.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo
2007-03-25 01:15:03 · answer #2 · answered by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Which side of the fence are you straddling?
FDA is an American health hazzard
Q: What's the world's weakest animal?
A: A toad--he croaks if you even touch him.
Astronomers were excited this week at having isolated a
brief sound which occurred immediately before the Big Bang.
Apparently, that sound was, "Uh oh."
Teacher: Do you know the 20th President of the United States?
Student: No, we were never introduced.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
You get big holes all over Australia.
............Those should be enough to get your book started.
2007-03-25 01:23:47 · answer #3 · answered by SlownEasy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two guys walk into a bar, but a third guy ducks.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
A ham, an egg and a buscuit walk into a bar, but the bartender stops them, saying, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
2007-03-25 01:58:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did u hear the one about the corduroy pillows?
They made headlines!!!!
What would you call the U.S if all the cars were painted red?
A red carnation!!!!
2007-03-25 00:54:01 · answer #5 · answered by Hannah B 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what did the Baby corn say to the Mother Corn?
Where is Pop corn.
Very lame i know!
2007-03-25 00:53:30 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
can i borrow a quarter i told my mom id call her when i feel in love....
funny short joke:
mickey and minnie were at divorce court and the judge ask mickey"u said u wife was crazy right?" and he said no i said she was f.cking goofy
2007-03-25 00:55:31 · answer #7 · answered by X[xpanickedx]X 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
with is it are you on your knees or are standing in hole now that a short one
2007-03-25 01:04:39 · answer #8 · answered by BONEs 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
buggers
2007-03-25 00:59:18 · answer #9 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋