I bought some lumber the other day and the total with tax was $666.00. What should I build?

Question

Looking for creative answers.

And if you didn't know, this is just a fun question not an actual occurance.

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(though I did see it happen to a guy buying lumber a few days ago and he insisted on added an item to his purchase to change the total, people are so superstitious)

I am marked? What does that mean? How do you know? I did loose my Top Contributor Badge! waaah!

Please EMAIL me if know what the person is talking about marked and why the person would say that I am marked.

I was wondering if that was the case with the "marked" comment. I only thought about it after I asked the question.

Answer 1

AN OUTHOUSE.

Answer 2

Fir starters that is a lot of lumber so first you should build a lumber support to keep it from sitting on the ground. Your local contractor or chiropractor(I get those 2 mixed up) should have some good plans.

After that, you will need to put out a decoy because of the 666 thing so bang 2 pieces of wood together and call it a cross.

After that, def go with the sex swing idea....exercise is good for everyone!

$666 is a lot for lumbar so you probably have a lot to deal with.

Once you get done with the sex swing(and take 2 weeks or so to make sure it works) consider building a dock. All guy love to fish and fishing is best off a dock. You will be able to go out in your bathrobe with a cup off hot coffee and fish off your own dock! Every guy in the neighborhood will be jealous! This works no matter the distance to the water as long as you BELIEVE!

All left over wood can be spread randomly around the yard as a Japanese Style Deck/burglar deterrent. During the day you can contemplate the meaning of the Universe and at night anyone who steps into your yard does so at their own risk.

Enjoy!

Answer 3

What does anyone get out of making fun of something serious? First of all, I don't believe what you say is true. If you bought lumber, you obviously already had something you wanted to build. And if you're not religious, the "numbers" would not mean anything to you. So you are obviously poking fun for some unknown reason of something that you have at best a very vague knowledge of...get something better to do. Ask something that can enhance your life.

Answer 4

I was thinking an ark but I see two other people beat me to it. Hee hee, what should you build? It doesn't matter what the cost was because I've had purchases come to that number but not in the hundreds. Build a cabin in the woods, if you dare. Hee hee, just kidding. I just want to get somemore points so I answered this question. Thank you for the entertainment.

Answer 5

I bought a Roast Beef Meal with swiss cheese added from Hardees last week. $6.66 !!!!
I have bought that exact same meal like thirteen times in the past year or so because the lady at the counter says Uh, oh and asks me if that total is O.K.

Answer 6

Oh man, I was gonna say an ark! I don't know...how about a wicked treehouse. Wicked as in cool (ha ha).

You're NOT marked. That is someone's creative way of telling you that you're evil (as in marked by the devil) or they're gonna report you. Either or. It's the rantings of a weirdo. Ignore it.

Answer 7

Build a wooden computer
with the Technology at hand
then call it Internet Explorer

Answer 8

oh bummer! I thought you were serious! I was gonna have some real fun answering that. You're right, ppl are very superstitious. And apparenly like to waste money on things they don't really need.

Answer 9

the more time people spend worrying about things like that.the less time they have to seek the truth

Answer 10

Construct a giant wooden pentagram in your backyard.

Answer 11

A rather large and expensive bonfire comes to mind. ;-)