Sees a hunch back tending the bar and asks." Mither how muth
dotk a thot of wisthky costh"?
Bar keep says" whisky is $5".
"How muth is wine"?
"$3.50"
"Well how muth is a glass of meer"?
"$1.50"
"Let me have a meer".
Guy drinks the beer and asks for another. Soon he says"Marnender, I want nu nank you mor not maten fun of the way i nalk".
Barkeep says "thats ok,you didn't make fun of my hunch back".
Guy says "Hump mack, hump mack,I nidn't no you were hump mack. I nought it was you're ath. Every ning else in here is so namn high"!
2007-03-24 17:12:04 · 3 answers · asked by Jackolantern 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I guess since my daughter has a cleft lip and palate and we're dealing with speech right now, you're pretty much an idiot..Not funny..
2007-03-26 02:42:44 · answer #1 · answered by ~K~ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmmmmmm only good for a Nelson Muntz (Simpsons) laugh:
HAW-HAW!
2007-03-24 18:01:42 · answer #2 · answered by Lorenzo A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmmm
kinda funny
8/10
2007-03-24 17:55:02 · answer #3 · answered by bubbles07 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋