What if I show up at the pearly gates and Jesus (being a good guy) says "hey Jack, good to see ya....come one in".
Then God says "wait a minute, I don't want that smarta## in MY heaven".
Jesus: "aw, cmon dad, he's alright. Give the guy a break"
God: " Nope. He said bad things about me. I don't want him here."
while all this is going on, I'm sneaking over by the holy ghost to see if I can make points with him....who knows, maybe he gets a vote too.
2007-03-24 16:51:56 · 26 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have to admit that made me laugh.........Good humor is so much fun
2007-03-24 17:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was inferior than God, but now they hold the same power (dead and go back to heaven), so its safe to say they both have the same say, its a tough one, they may have a fight since they are 2 God but also 1 God? i am not sure if they have seperate free will or one free will, or no free will?
2007-03-24 23:58:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus IS God. And no, God the Son cannot want anything different from what God the Father and God the Holy Spirit want. The mind of God is perfect, and the only way one can differ from what is perfect is to be imperfect, which is impossible for God.
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2007-03-24 23:56:54 · answer #3 · answered by PaulCyp 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is God
2007-03-25 00:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not possible. Jesus and God are one in the same. God has three forms: the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. God is Jesus. Therefore, God cannot argue with Jesus as he cannot argue with himself.
2007-03-24 23:56:26 · answer #5 · answered by iLOL 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you believe in Jesus, then the answer is no. If you do not believe in Jesus, then the answer can go either way.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
I Cr 13;8a
2007-03-24 23:55:25 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pearly gates? Where is that in the Bible? I read about the Judgment seat of Christ and the great White Throne Judgment, but no pearly gates.
Remember, after death.........the judgment.
2007-03-24 23:58:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe that Jesus represented God. I believe that he was a real person, and he was definitely a brilliant philosopher and activist. However, I just can't get my head around the idea that God sent one man to earth to die on a cross, and somehow in that process, he "died for our sins."
2007-03-24 23:57:11 · answer #8 · answered by Gordon Freeman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tough crowd Jack. I thought it was kind of funny myself.
I think God and Jesus have a sense of humor too.
2007-03-25 00:00:21 · answer #9 · answered by Rosalind S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
John 10:1-10 (KJV)
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that entereth not by the door into the sheepfold, but climbeth up some other way, the same is a thief and a robber. 2 But he that entereth in by the door is the shepherd of the sheep. 3 To him the porter openeth; and the sheep hear his voice: and he calleth his own sheep by name, and leadeth them out. 4 And when he putteth forth his own sheep, he goeth before them, and the sheep follow him: for they know his voice. 5 And a stranger will they not follow, but will flee from him: for they know not the voice of strangers. 6 This parable spake Jesus unto them: but they understood not what things they were which he spake unto them. 7 Then said Jesus unto them again, Verily, verily, I say unto you, I am the door of the sheep. 8 All that ever came before me are thieves and robbers: but the sheep did not hear them. 9 I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture. 10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly.
2007-03-24 23:58:33 · answer #10 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is god
2007-03-25 00:01:26 · answer #11 · answered by Star_Night 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋