This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
2007-03-24 15:53:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my goodness that is soooooooo funny i can t hold mmmy laugh box. pleaseeee tell us some more please please please this is the best joke iv heard.100/100
2007-03-24 16:06:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww! Funny! Creepy doctor! 10/10!
2007-03-24 15:57:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Have a seat, i'm going to be precise with you." Then, while i'm achieved answering some questions approximately P&S, i might say: "ok...whatcha %? You walked precise into my place of work with out knocking. How'd you get previous secure practices anyhow? How did you get the code to get in right here? And why the hell are, as a guy, bare in yet another guy's place of work?"
2016-10-20 09:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blaspheme to the Lord.
2007-03-24 15:57:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh myGod Iam so telling everyone Iknow that joke!!!!
2007-03-24 15:57:55 · answer #5 · answered by Michelle P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG...Hilarious!!!
2007-03-24 16:07:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!!!!!!are you serious!thats soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fuc***n hilarious!!!!!
2007-03-24 15:57:03 · answer #7 · answered by KISSES 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THat 1 slayed me.....very phuking funny!!
2007-03-24 15:57:56 · answer #8 · answered by Jeff A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 a mil times!
2007-03-24 16:03:31 · answer #9 · answered by Loved 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny stuff
2007-03-24 16:54:34 · answer #10 · answered by britlynn18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋