2007-03-24 15:46:04 · 24 answers · asked by guru 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
another classic case of the old , blame someone else parody,well let me be the first to break it you...YOUR FRIDGE HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM...ive seen it more than once, sure they act all innocent enough, standing there all white and pretty..but deep inside they are drunks and often excessive eaters. Its nearly as bad as the dam dryer whos a notorious sock thief!
2007-03-24 15:53:25 · answer #1 · answered by cindy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Evil Beer Gnomes
2007-03-24 22:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barney got kicked out of Moe's and decided your fridge was the next best place
2007-03-24 22:49:22 · answer #3 · answered by CrazdSquirel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your fridge is too close to the bathroom.
The toilet is stealing your beer.
2007-03-24 22:59:25 · answer #4 · answered by Toeless_Joe_Jackson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because beer tastes good.
2007-03-25 00:39:10 · answer #5 · answered by ultimateisfun 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because your spilling to much on yourself so have to drink more to get drunk. Used to have the same problem. Just get your buddies to put the bottle up to your lips for you.
2007-03-25 00:10:58 · answer #6 · answered by olstar18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the refrigerator gremlins are drinking it and the beer gives them the power of invisibility so you can't see them doing it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-03-24 22:50:55 · answer #7 · answered by Master Ang Gi Guong 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine does the same damn thing, I think that we bought defective 'fridges.
2007-03-25 19:06:31 · answer #8 · answered by Dave C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your fridge drinks as much as my fridge...dam fridges, we gotta get drunk too!
2007-03-24 22:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by Beachbum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the hardest question yet to answer, but all you need to do is put a hole in your door for a tap and keep a keg in your frige
2007-03-25 09:43:42 · answer #10 · answered by Mark F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋