The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
2007-03-24 15:45:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is so true. any man who is married knows that is the truth.
2007-03-24 16:00:15 · answer #1 · answered by Smith Jerrod 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-03-25 00:29:03 · answer #2 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10/10!
2007-03-24 22:48:28 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wats a knicker?
2007-03-24 22:55:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, I needed a dose of good ol' laughter!!!
2007-03-24 22:53:11 · answer #5 · answered by live laugh love 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha nice one, made me laugh
2007-03-24 22:48:54 · answer #6 · answered by Mike R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhahahahahahahahahahahah cant writieeeeeeee anymore from my laughttttter .....
2007-03-24 23:13:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL That's great!
2007-03-24 23:45:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one...
2007-03-25 00:06:02 · answer #9 · answered by J Lo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard it before on HERE. answered to it before on HERE.
2007-03-24 22:51:33 · answer #10 · answered by Loved 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋