A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
2007-03-24 15:33:29 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao =D
2007-03-24 15:35:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! thank you for the laugh! : ) interior the bar. a guy walks right into a bar. he's a touch super, menacing chap. He chugs back a lager and says, "each and every of the adult males in this factor of the bar are c0cksuckers! every physique have been given a difficulty with that?" all of us is understandably silent. He, then, chugs back yet another beer and says, "each and every of the adult males on the different factor of the bar are motherfuckers! every physique have been given a difficulty with that?" all of us is silent, back. Then one guy gets up from his stool and starts off to stroll in the direction of the guy. "to procure a difficulty, chum?" No, i'm merely on the incorrect factor of the bar!" What time does the bar open? At 3 AM a table clerk at a motel gets a decision from a under the effect of alcohol guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at midday" solutions the clerk. approximately an hour later he gets a decision from an identical guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks. "same time as until now... midday." replies the clerk. yet another hour passes and he calls back, plastered "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?" The clerk then solutions, "It opens at midday, yet once you won't be in a position to attend, i could have room provider deliver some thing as much as you." "No... i do no longer wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"
2016-12-08 10:30:26 · answer #2 · answered by eatough 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a string walks into a bar and orders a beer.
the bartender says sorry but we don't serve strings here.
so the string leaves.
he goes into a salon, and tells the hair dresser to maybe tie it in a knot and fluff it up a bit.
after he's done at the salon he goes back to the bar and walks up to the bartender.
he orders a beer, and the bartender just looks at him.
bartender- aren't you that string that came in here earlier.
string- no, i'm a frayed knot (i'm afraid not)
2007-03-24 15:43:17 · answer #3 · answered by tinkbostwick 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked it. Give it a 7/10
2007-03-24 15:55:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Excellent.....I'll have to try that sometime.
How about if the note next to the beer read "Since you were in the can, I had to go somewhere else"? :D
2007-03-24 15:37:11 · answer #5 · answered by jane doe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To Funny!! Almost peeing my pants...lol
2007-03-24 16:32:31 · answer #6 · answered by monkey12 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny....but yet gross at the same time. why didnt he just take the dang beer with him? he must be retarted
2007-03-24 15:44:07 · answer #7 · answered by Loved 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but gross. 8/10.
2007-03-24 15:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wrote that sign.
2007-03-24 15:36:00 · answer #9 · answered by Debi in LA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10
2007-03-24 15:49:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is this on polls? Aren't we supposed to ask a question...
2007-03-24 15:36:55 · answer #11 · answered by NIVELINA K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋