I am here in my jammies in my bed and I felt my bed move. i looked underneath and saw the monsters. They demanded I surrender my bra and my IPOD or they will torture me for the nite with strange noises. What should I do ? Should I play Moms Barry Manilow music real loud or should I negotiate a truce or some kind of deal ?
2007-03-24 15:29:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Join 'em and have a party.
2007-03-24 15:31:58 · answer #1 · answered by Nunya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call the closet monster and the dirty sock ghoul behind the dresser. They will go get Mr. Squishy the blue toilet mould from down the hall and WHAMMO, they let the under the bed monster have it. Keep the jammies on in case it is your brother, that would be wrong.
2007-03-24 15:39:07 · answer #2 · answered by evilalfie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like a younger brother and his friends. I'd go with the Barry Manilow.
2007-03-24 15:33:01 · answer #3 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put your bra and iPod under your pillow and take a melatonin.
Morning will be here before you know it. Save the Manilow music for another night.
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2007-03-24 15:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by RockHanger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the flying spaghetti monster.
2007-03-24 15:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a stupid question. I suggest you hop down next to your bed and tell your little brother he can't have your iPod.
2007-03-24 15:32:38 · answer #6 · answered by Moi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer them some jelly donuts.
2007-03-24 15:32:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give them your bra, I know I would leave you alone if you gave me your bra. Yea, that's a good tactic...
2007-03-24 15:33:01 · answer #8 · answered by schneid123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them your going to read them the bible. That should clear EVERYBODY out of the whole house.
2007-03-24 17:58:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
crawl under the bed and kick thier a$$!
2007-03-24 15:32:36 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋