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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I Can get a haircut"?
The barber looked around the shop full of
customers and said, "About two hours." The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck
his head in the door and asked,
"How long before I
can get a haircut"?
The barber looked around at the shop and said,
"About three hours." The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the
shop and asked,"How long before I can get a haircut"?
The barber looked around the shop and said,
"About an hour and half." The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said,
"Hey, Bill, do me a favor.
Follow that guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a
haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop,
laughing hysterically.

The barber asked,
"So where does that guy go when he leaves"?
Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said,
"Your house."

2007-03-24 15:09:25 · 8 answers · asked by Ms* Shae* 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

lol that is awsome! can u pick me as best answer?

2007-03-24 15:18:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-03-24 22:13:12 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

lmao

2007-03-24 22:41:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

2007-03-24 22:16:06 · answer #4 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0 0

lol

2007-03-24 22:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0 0

lol

2007-03-24 22:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMFAOOO
i like :]

2007-03-24 22:13:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMFAO.

2007-03-25 01:27:07 · answer #8 · answered by sikchux 3 · 0 0

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