Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, shecalled her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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2007-03-24 15:03:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice, I got one for you
in 2006 they had a rewards thing for all the korean and wwII veterans. The reward was each veteran would pick any two points in thier body and measure how many inches there were between them and would get 1,000 dollars for each inch. The first one in line chose from the top of his head to his toes, which was about 69 inches so there fore he got 69,000 dollars. The second old guy was a little smarter, he chose the distance between his arms extended above his head to his toes. this turned out to be maybe 90 inches and left happy with a promising 90,000 dollars which he would use before he passed. The third man was a brainiac and never was a really good soldier. when the navy officer asked him what he wanted to measure he said "From my nose to my penis" the navy officer asked the old man to drop his trousers to find a small stub where it should be, the navy officer was puzzled " Where's your privates? he asked. The old man replied, "Normandy Beach"
2007-03-24 15:17:07 · answer #1 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-20 09:45:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-24 15:15:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm embarassed saying this, but it took me about a minute to figure it out. but when i got it, i chuckled! very nice!
2007-03-24 15:09:54 · answer #4 · answered by DivaHawk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Yes, very funny....thanks for sharing!
2007-03-24 15:15:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that 1 was pretty good
2007-03-24 15:08:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow i get it her boob was a long and saggy one! eeeeeeeeew
*can i get best answer?
2007-03-24 15:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO nice one.
2007-03-24 15:20:36 · answer #8 · answered by keybaordz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, i did not laugh but i got it
2007-03-24 15:36:36 · answer #9 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. i get it.
2007-03-24 15:07:11 · answer #10 · answered by Haha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋