what is a sick joke?

Answer 1

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex?
"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said "Oh, Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

I did not write this one, I found it like 2 seconds ago.

Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.

"Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."

Answer 2

read the joke under you and find out

Answer 3

what is the smelly-es gas in the \planet ? Uranus

Answer 4

Something that uses death, deformity, bodily fluids or perversion as its subject.

Answer 5

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Crib death.
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My girlfriend just accused me of being a pedophile.

I told her that's a really big word for a six year old.
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What's 12 inches long and makes women scream?

Crib death.
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What's four feet long and hates sex?

The 12 year-old in my trunk.
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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking
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How do you make a dead baby float?

2 scoops of chocolate and 1 scoop of dead baby.
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