When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex?
"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said "Oh, Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.
"Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."
2007-03-24 14:40:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow you think of the best jokes that was hilarious
2007-04-01 03:31:07 · answer #1 · answered by twindrea 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet Tarzan was perfectly happy till he met up with that ol jungel hag, Heck so what she puts out,But look @ what he has to deal with now,He can't drink no more his friends can't come over,the limbs are all coverded with slikworm tampons, her darn kids don't listen to him,he went out on limb to help her and look @ him now.
2016-03-29 03:02:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke
2007-03-31 21:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Nice one!
2007-03-24 15:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL leave it to good ol' Tarzan
2007-03-24 14:43:35 · answer #5 · answered by jazzilicious 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny,
but ive never heard of any jungles w/ squirrels
2007-04-01 12:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome worth a star
2007-04-01 10:33:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good 1 LOL
2007-03-31 19:50:34 · answer #8 · answered by *Pices* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before super funny
2007-04-01 04:00:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another great joke.
2007-03-24 15:00:47 · answer #10 · answered by Twister 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋