Many of you seem to know which things and people he approves of, and I'm just wondering whether or not he likes mashed potatoes.
Thanks :)
2007-03-24 14:38:59 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes and they're fabulous.
2007-03-24 14:42:08 · answer #1 · answered by God 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Only potatoes who refuse to lay with potatoes of the same kind can be approved by God.
Therefore, the only kind of mashed potatoes He likes are those in a hetero arrangement: one russet, one red, one white, one gold. This is the only mashed potatoe recipe God can bless.
If one russet dare lay with another russet (or, God forbid, a Harem of russets), that potato and all it lays with will be damned to Hell for being homomashual.
Any human who approves of and/or consumes this homomashual arrangement will also experience eternal damnation for supporting this sinful practice.
But, being a good Christian, I must tell you that I have no power or position to judge--that's all in God's hands!
2007-03-24 14:45:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God created potatoes, God created people to eat potatoes. It doesn't say in the bible not to eat potatoes mashed or otherwise. I think God likes mashed potatoes but no one knows if God eats or anything else so.....
2007-03-24 14:42:00 · answer #3 · answered by lhoffy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe he likes mashed potatoes on made from yukon yellow potatoes, real cabot butter, never margerine, and a hint of garlic. Thats how he liked them last time we spoke. Yes christains have a sense of humor we are not all the extremeists portrayed by the media.
2007-03-24 14:42:56 · answer #4 · answered by Papa Joe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everyone likes mashed potatoes, body and soul.
2007-03-24 14:41:35 · answer #5 · answered by beachloveric 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last week I was having breakfast with God, (which, btw he makes awesome pancakes!) anyway, he ordered mashed potatoes with his french toast! I thought that was a really wierd combo for breakfast.... so yeah, he does like them, oh, and he hates gravy though- just plain butter and potatoes.
2007-03-24 14:44:30 · answer #6 · answered by trusted 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm thinking he would like a little more "drama" with his potatoes. he can't do anything with simplicity. so with that in mind, i think he disapproves of mashed potatoes, but wouldn't mind a cheesy veggie potatoe casarole!!!!! (can't have any meat in there - something about lions lying down with lambs so we shouldn't eat meat um i think.
have we started the drinking game yet tonight, cause i've already had a few!
2007-03-24 14:45:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He hates them. He likes food to stay in the shape He created. Baked potatoes are best because they are just like he made them but mushy inside, just like many of His followers. But then, I'm not a Christian so I guess I really don't know.
2007-03-24 14:42:22 · answer #8 · answered by Kuji 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but GARLIC mashed potatoes with sharp cheddar cheese and a bit of salt.
2007-03-24 14:41:21 · answer #9 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Baked potatoes dominate over mashed ones!!! (not really)
2007-03-24 14:41:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That and a side of corn bread
along with a slab of beef and a
couple of pieces of ham and a
fillet of catfish and either corn
on the cob or green beans, peas
lima beans and butter beans.
Did I miss anything?
2007-03-24 14:52:41 · answer #11 · answered by אידיאליסטי™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋