Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding. On the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes, Sir."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
2007-03-24 14:31:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny you should mention them! I just made Jacob and Rebecca a basket of Depends and Preparaion H for their wedding present. It was a lovely occassion,although the stench of Ben-Gay was heavy in the air...
2007-04-01 10:52:04 · answer #1 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute
2007-03-24 21:38:49 · answer #2 · answered by hoooleydoooley 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!It must be a Geritol Wedding.
2007-04-01 09:33:13 · answer #3 · answered by sharen d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay....4/10
2007-03-24 21:34:30 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Kayla♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-24 22:26:53 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. lol. 6/10. didnt expect that ending suprisingly. it must be getting late. yawn, zzzzzzzzzzzz. im falling asleep. good nite. (that wasnt about your joke btw, im just really tired)
2007-03-24 21:40:50 · answer #6 · answered by stevie_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can always gt a laugh when it comes to old people.
2007-03-24 22:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't even read that. my name is rebecca and my bro's name is jacob. u have a weird mind dude.
2007-03-24 21:36:43 · answer #8 · answered by :) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dude. Pretty good and I like it. Something new.
2007-03-24 21:36:45 · answer #9 · answered by Brittany 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
laugh out loud
very funny,
2007-03-31 10:54:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋