My money's on Supes by a nose, what with the superstrength, speed, vision, hearing, flight, x-ray & heat vision AND super-ventriloquism. But "Jee" would be a tough match if he can use the "healing" thing on himself and not just lepers (kinda like Clair).
2007-03-24 14:27:35 · 21 answers · asked by feralchilders 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No Angel-Summoning unless Supes is allowed to tag-team with the combined Justice League AND Legion of Superheroes!
2007-03-24 14:32:26 · update #1
Detail 2: Supes rose from the grave, too.
2007-03-24 14:33:28 · update #2
Sure Superman has kryptonite, but Jesus has... NAILS!
2007-03-24 14:34:30 · update #3
Simon & Schuster created Superman, and he doesn't belive Jesus id God's son, 'cause like Simon & Schuster, Supes is Jewish.
2007-03-24 14:36:09 · update #4
Miracles? I'd say lifting a crystal continent, or carving Lois Lane's face on the moon from 250,000 miles away with heat vision certainly qualify! Multiplying bread and fishsticks?... C'mon! Not even in the same league! And he asked everyone to turn around before he did it... kinda suspicious, no?
2007-03-24 14:42:36 · update #5
So the world was saved by the ancient Roman version of Home Depot? Nahhh! Not buyin' that one, dude!
2007-03-24 14:44:45 · update #6
i guess Jesus would win everytime
2007-03-24 14:30:20 · answer #1 · answered by ICEBOX 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You haven't been paying attention. Even the actors PLAYING Superman have a poor track record. Suicides, quadriplegics, and who KNOWS what else! Jesus wins ANY contest hands down.
And Jesus USED those nails to save the whole world. Not even close to Kryptonite!
2007-03-24 21:40:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would be the winner by a long shot... there aren't any other superhero characters who can do miracles. ...and check it out, even if he got shot or something, he could always be raised from the dead like he did before - he could come back just as he promised.... um .... um....
But maybe you're right. Jesus hasn't come back, has he? And, it's been more two thousand years since anyone's heard a peep from him.
Ugh...
OK... put my money on superman. I guess Jesus kind'a sucks, after all, doesn't he?
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2007-03-24 21:37:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is Jesus allowed to summon angels? That might give him an advantage.
But beeze is right, on his own, Jesus doesn't have a lot of super powers. He could always curse Superman's fig tree?
neil s (below) for the win!
2007-03-24 21:30:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well if a few Romans can put Jesus down, surely Superman can.
2007-03-24 21:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think, that everytime they make that superhero the creators of Superman truly want him to be Jesus, but they always come up short.
2007-03-24 21:32:27 · answer #6 · answered by billy h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All supes would have to do is stick three nails in his mouth and superspit superfast--the Crucified Crusader cannot heal himself
2007-03-24 21:50:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HELLO!!!! Wake Up!!! Jesus has every power times infinity that suerman has. He's Gods Son for crying out loud. He can do whatever he wants. Read more scriptures instead of comic books and it's way more interesting.
2007-03-24 21:33:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jenna L 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus can control demons, wind , water etc with just words. I think he could handle a fiction of someones imagination.
2007-03-24 21:39:08 · answer #9 · answered by linnea13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman is fictional. God created mankind, which mankind "created" Superman, so in a sense, God/Jesus created Superman.
2007-03-24 21:33:32 · answer #10 · answered by TheOtherSideOfTheMirror 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Superman at first, but then Chuck Norris beats them both.
2007-03-24 21:34:54 · answer #11 · answered by Ben 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋