3 Priests
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburg. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass. Well endowed, gorgeous, amazing.
The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like three pickets to titsburg..." Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburg," he began, "and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." So of course he also fled.
Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburg, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say," he continued, "if you insist on dressing like that,when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his peter at you."
2007-03-24 14:20:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One of the best jokes I have EVER heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
2007-03-24 14:26:00 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Kayla♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No chance of St. Finger petering out ?
2007-03-24 21:39:02 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats more like it. Loved it, 10/10+star. x
2007-03-24 21:41:52 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A quiet chuckle while listening to snoring.
2007-03-24 23:30:43 · answer #4 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am still laughing so hard, I can hardly type. A right one here!
2007-03-25 02:09:11 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once again hilarious
thanx for the best answer to
2007-03-24 22:41:14 · answer #6 · answered by AJ M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not my style of jokes. 1/10. nice try though.
2007-03-24 21:43:54 · answer #7 · answered by stevie_girl 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol! Oh yeah! shake that peter!
2007-03-24 21:27:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol!
2007-03-24 22:28:20 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Great joke =]
2007-03-24 21:27:30 · answer #10 · answered by hoooleydoooley 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh
2007-03-24 21:33:33 · answer #11 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋