1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
2007-03-24 14:20:23 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Riddler, you always come up with the best funny stuff - Keep it coming!
Cheers.
2007-03-24 14:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by Bella-El 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VACATION (vay-cay-tion) n.
Female.... A time of relaxing from "working your butt off" at everyday jobs and "working like a dog" to plan, arrange, shop! if possible, do chores around the house because there is no time durring the week, and perhaps, if lucky, have 5 minutes to sit down,
Male.... Just like every other day, watch tv, talk to wife/girlfriend, watch tv, and eat. ***Note*** The only difference is the place it is done and there is no driving to work and home durring this time.
2007-03-29 19:13:35 · answer #2 · answered by LaughsALot15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats funny
2007-03-24 21:24:49 · answer #3 · answered by cici c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
9. full moon.
Female... a romantic night with a bright, full, beautiful moon out.
male... The complete showing or view of ones butt.
2007-03-24 21:26:09 · answer #4 · answered by M45-S355 l_l532 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what does it mean when you relate to half the guy answers more than the girls answers and you are a girl? Oh dear identity crisis lol
2007-03-31 17:02:48 · answer #5 · answered by shopriteismylife 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9. APPLES
Female... see oranges.
Male ... a fruit to snack on.
2007-04-01 01:26:28 · answer #6 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! Funny! 10!
2007-03-24 22:36:15 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh out loud
very funny,
2007-04-01 13:42:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its one of those jokes that you know are funny but you dont laugh out loud to....... in other words..... YOU CAN DO BETTER!!!
2007-04-01 11:26:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah nice, good one. i liked the definition for making love. niiicee!
2007-03-24 22:05:30 · answer #10 · answered by theone 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋