Does anyone know any englishman, scottish man irish man jokes?

Answer 1

errrr... heres a mexican blonde and irish joke enjoy!


A blonde guy, Mexican guy, and Irish guy, were all sitting on a scaffold next to a tall building eating lunch. The Mexican guy says, " If I have 1 more burrito for lunch, I will jump to my death." The Irish guy says, "If I have 1 more cabbage roll I will jump to my death." The blonde guy says, "If I have 1 more bologna sandwich, I will jump to my death." The next day the Mexican guy opens his lunchbox and sees a burrito so he jumps to his death. The Irish guy opens his lunchbox and sees a cabbage roll so he jumps to his death. The blonde guy opens his lunchbox and sees a bologna sandwich so he jumps to his death. At the funeral,the three wives were standing around the tombstones. The Mexican guy's wife says, "If I'd known he disliked burritos so much, I would have made him a taco instead." The Irish guy's wife says, "If I'd known he disliked cabbage rolls so much, I would have made him corned beef and cabbage instead." The blonde guy's wife said, "Don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

Answer 2

How About

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were each left 5,000 pounds by a rich man on condition that after his death they would each put 100 pounds into his coffin in case he needed it in the afterlife. The Englishman and the Irishman duly put in their hundred pounds. The Scotsman took out the 200 pounds and put in a cheque (check) for 300 pounds.

or this one

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel.

"Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver."

"I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart."

"I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."

Answer 3

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were boasting about how famous their uncles were. 'My uncle is a bishop,' said The Englishman, 'and when he walks down The street, everybody says, "Your Lordship".'
'My uncle is a cardinal,' said The Scotsman, 'and when he walks down The street everybody says, "Your Eminence".'
'My uncle,' said The Irishman, "weighs twenty-seven stone, and when he walks down The street everybody says, "God Almighty".'


or


An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were invited to have dinner with a bishop. They were told that The bishop was very formal and that everything said at The meal had to be chanted in rhyming verse. The Englishman went: 'Your honour divine Will you pass me The wine?' The Scotsman went: 'Your honour supreme Will you pass me The cream?' The Irishman went: You baldy headed bugger Will you pass me The sugar?.

Answer 4

Yes, but I got a violation the last time I told it! And it wasn't even offensive...

Well, everyone else has told theirs!

An Englishman, and Irishman, a Welshman and a Scottish man were sitting in a bar, talking about names.

"I'm called George, because I was born on St George's Day," said the Englishman.

"Really? I'm called David because I was born on St David's Day," added the Welshman.

"And I'm called Andrew because I was born on St Andrew's Day," said the Scottishman.

At this point they realised the Irish man was sitting there very quietly, so they decided to pull him into the conversation.

"So," said the Englishman,





"What's your story, Pancake???"

Answer 5

English man Scotish man and Irish man got called up join the army.They all had to answer a question about there state of health.when it got to the Englishmans eyes they informed himhe was short sighted and couldn`t join, on the way out he told the others I`m out of here with SS short sightedness.
When the Scotsman came out he said yes! FF I`m out flat feet.
when the Irishman came out he was jumping about with excitement, I`m out to he said, what with asked the others LC said the Irishman , whats that they asked, he replied lung cancer.

Answer 6

Why did the Englishman cross the Scotsman?

Answer 7

there's millions of them, but we all have to be sooo careful of being pc & not offending anyone. It's beyond ridiculous .