What excuses will atheists give when they are standing before God on judgement day?
You created me this way!
The Devil Made Me Do It!
I didn't know I had a free will!
2007-03-24 14:09:50 · 18 answers · asked by ignoramus_the_great 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"I was honest".
But thankfully that won't be a problem. The only one I'll have to answer to is The Flying Spaghetti Monster. How will the Noodly Master feel about YOUR unwillingness to reach out and touch his Noodly Appendage™? You deny his Pastavinity and you will also be denied eternal happiness in his big spaghetti bowl in the sky. No stripper factories or beer volcanoes for YOU!
HA HA!
2007-03-24 14:12:10 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Why would an Atheist blame the devil, are you retarded?
What excuses will Christian pedophiles and rapists give to god on judgement day? Oh yeah, that's right, they won't. All they have to do is ask jesus to forgive them and it's like it never even happened, never mind the psychological trauma they inflicted on the victims .
Wow, what a great system.
2007-03-24 14:15:38 · answer #2 · answered by Praetorian 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Atheists are human beings purely such as you're. have been all equals and purely because of the fact your God says everyone who's diverse is undesirable does not mean to make all and sundry look decrease than you. i in my opinion am a Wiccan and that i appreciate all and sundry else's faith. What in case you fell in love with somebody and that they ended up being Atheist? What could you do then? damn them to hell? stable success...
2016-11-23 13:22:45 · answer #3 · answered by tallant 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no god, no devil= no judgement day... and
living morally= no reason to make excuses, ever, even now.
2007-03-26 12:56:59 · answer #4 · answered by Ember Halo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same ones you will make when you stand before Odin to explain yourself.
2007-03-27 05:44:15 · answer #5 · answered by Jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God created everyone knowing exactly who was going to end up in hell didn't he?
dah.
2007-03-24 14:18:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a trick question. No gods exist in real life.
2007-03-24 14:12:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I will echo the late great Sir Bertrand Russell: "You should have provided better evidence."
2007-03-24 14:14:17 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No God= No judgement day, no heaven, no hell, no satan...
Good try though, however futile it may have been.
2007-03-24 14:27:22 · answer #9 · answered by country_girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you judge me because of my beliefs and not on more important things like my character and my personality, then F*CKYOU. Yours' is not a presence I want to be in.
2007-03-24 14:14:15 · answer #10 · answered by Armund Steel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋