I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs You know the kind.
So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room & give me one - No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic .........
........... but for an outside line you need to press 9."
2007-03-24 14:05:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was a good one !
Just curious, did you get her phone number ?
Sounds like she may be a lot of fun too !
2007-04-01 09:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha!
Did you check out at the desk, or just leave the key in the room? LOL. LOL.
2007-03-27 16:31:09 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna remember that for a long time
2007-04-01 02:18:00 · answer #3 · answered by neegajae12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-03-24 22:47:46 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outstanding joke !!!!! Cheers to you.
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2007-03-24 21:09:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a minute to understand that one!!!
That is too funny!!!
2007-04-01 17:15:44 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Sweet Girl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh out loud very funny
2007-04-01 16:13:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha i cant stop laughing thats too hillarious!!! I LOVE IT
2007-04-01 16:44:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-03-24 21:09:38 · answer #9 · answered by gopher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's a super freak!!! LOL
2007-03-24 21:08:48 · answer #10 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋