I ate 2 pieces of pecan pie. Have I transgressed the law of the calorie godz ? Will they come and smite me upon my buttocks and my thighs ? What can I do to appease their wrath ? I think they have released their fatty hordes and are on their weigh. Should I drink diet cherry coke for a month ? Should I jog an extra mile each nite and read Macbeth while I run ? Plz help me with ur advice ? plz ? ( Now be nice )
2007-03-24 13:53:48 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
did you save any for me?
2007-03-24 14:01:17 · answer #1 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.Calorie godz 'R evil.
2. Aren't ya saying you're smitten already?
3. The usual... diet and exercise, diet and exercise.
4. No. Cherry coke sucks... regular Diet or Coke Zero.
5. Sure, but get the big-type version and watch for tripping.
2007-03-24 20:55:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You need to employ a Chinese gymnastics instructor to help you maintain ideal weight. Every time you're about to put something in your mouth, the Chinese gymnastics instructor slaps it away and says, "You are fat pig!" This will help your weight but won't do much for your self esteem, but hey, we can't have everything now can we....
2007-03-24 21:02:51 · answer #3 · answered by Desiree J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm, a couple of good Ashtanga yoga sessions should do the trick. What about my excessive imbibing this evening? How can I make up for this?
2007-03-24 20:58:25 · answer #4 · answered by Yogini 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
i have done that before, but the calorie gods tend to stay off my back because i do much exercise as retribution for my sins
2007-03-24 21:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by kitty is ANGRY!™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a Thigh-Master.
2007-03-24 20:55:48 · answer #6 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You'll have to ask them.
By the way, it's not necessarily unhealthy to gain weight.
2007-03-24 20:56:51 · answer #7 · answered by juhsayngul 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe the monkey made u do it?
2007-03-24 20:59:31 · answer #8 · answered by debrenee211 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chill. it's pecan pie.
2007-03-24 20:56:55 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah Elizabeth 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! (this is for everything)
2007-03-24 21:00:39 · answer #10 · answered by Blackbird 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋