2007-03-24 13:21:55 · 10 answers · asked by i_lov_mission 1 in Pets ➔ Dogs
So I was over at the bus stop this mornin' and this crazy B**** come up to me and just started yappin' her mouth off. I didn't know what she was sayin', but I just said Look Lady, if ya can't keep it shut, someone's gonna kick your A**. And whaddya know, her owner gave her a little tap on the A** to shut her up! And can ya believe it.....IT WORKED! I think I'm gonna try that the next time someone's pI$$in me off!
So, did ya see that hottie two doors down?? She's got a pretty nice rack if I do say so myself........
Oh! Did ya hear that Blacky got beat up? Yeah, he was mouthin' off again to Bruno. Sure took a round outta him......
Hey! I wonder what Sabbath is gonna do when he comes home from the doc's and sees that he has no nuts, heheheh, what a dumb SH**!
2007-03-24 13:31:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
1. Geesh, enough with the baby talk already.
2.Hey...Feed me stake every night OR I tell the parents about boyfriend Friday...
3.I liked the tail scratching,ear rubbing and belly pats but how would you like having a thermometer shoved up there?
4.I understood everything you said,I just didn't want to do it...
5. You eat that $&!* and see how you like it.
6.Wanna Beer?
2007-03-24 22:51:42 · answer #2 · answered by Dixie 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"I'm not gonna let that vet touch me ever again. I went in there with two testicles and now I have none."
"Why are those humans wasting all that toilet paper? They need to take a lesson from us dogs."
2007-03-24 20:39:46 · answer #3 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow these people are retarded.
i hate when u talk like I'm a baby
i hate you
give me food i actually like to eat
PS i want chocolate too because i gave it up for lent!!!! I'm angry without it.
2007-03-24 20:34:46 · answer #4 · answered by Lizy M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I always thought they would ask us why do we do the wierd things that we do. Or just tell us how nuts we are!!
2007-03-24 20:26:28 · answer #5 · answered by Melinda E 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Woof, mistress, please vote the moron Republicans out of office as soon as you get the chance." Now THAT'S clever!
2007-03-24 21:09:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
You go, Star... I'm not even going to try following that.LOL!
2007-03-24 20:36:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
food
2007-03-24 20:36:36 · answer #8 · answered by Brent 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"I wish I could eat chocolate!"
2007-03-24 20:29:38 · answer #9 · answered by Roll'n Bluntz 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
FUC.K YOU .B.i.tch sh.it come n go you hoe !!!
2007-03-25 13:57:59 · answer #10 · answered by THUG LIFE 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋