There was a very self-sufficient blind man, who did a lot of traveling alone. He was making his first trip to Texas and happened to be seated next to a Texan on the flight.
The Texan spent a lot of time telling him how everything is bigger and better in Texas. By the time the blind man had reached his destination, a large resort hotel, he was very excited about being in Texas.
The long trip had worn him out a little so he decided to stop at the bar for a small soda and a light snack before going up to his room to unpack this clothes.
When the waitress set down his drink, it was in a huge mug. "Wow, I had heard everything in Texas is bigger," he told her.
"That's right,"she replied. The blind man ate his snack and finished his drink. After drinking such a large amount, it was only natural his next stop was going to have to be the restroom. He asked the waitress for directions. She told him to turn left at the register and it would be the second door on the right.
He reached the first door and continued down the hall. A few steps later he stumbled slightly and missed the second door altogether and ended up going through the 3rd door instead. Not realizing he had entered the swimming area he walked forward and immediately fell into the swimming pool.
Remembering everything he had heard about things being bigger in Texas, as soon as he had his head above water he started shouting "Don't flush! Don't flush!"
2007-03-24 13:19:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's pretty good. And reminds me of this one. A Texan visited an Australian farmer and the farmer was showing him his rather large farm. The Texan asked, "What are those?"The farmer said, " My prizewinning tomatoes". The Texan said, " Why, in Texas our cherries are that big." "What are these over here?" The farmer says, " My prizewinning pumpkins." The Texan says, " Why in Texas, our oranges are that big." What are those over there?" The farmer says, " My prizewinning watermelons." The Texan says, " Why, in Texas, our cucumbers are that big." The Australian was really getting miffed when suddenly a kangaroo hopped across the road ahead of them. The Texan yelled, " What the hell was that?" The Australian farmer smiled and said, " You mean you've never seen a grasshopper before?"
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2007-03-24 13:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol 8/10
2007-03-24 20:23:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha it's cute! not that funny though only or 6 or 7 out of 10
2007-03-24 20:25:24 · answer #3 · answered by tropicaltwist782 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2007-03-24 20:53:49 · answer #4 · answered by collegegirlkp93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
i live in Texas, thats funny!
2007-03-24 20:25:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one!
2007-03-24 22:51:48 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao 10/10 goodin
2007-03-24 20:30:39 · answer #7 · answered by ubermeisterscottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not at all funny
2007-03-24 20:27:12 · answer #8 · answered by Souls 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's not funny, just mean.
2007-03-24 21:00:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny, lol
2007-03-24 20:44:19 · answer #10 · answered by Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋