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"Cash, cheque, credit card?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So do you always carry your tv remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

2007-03-24 13:05:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

I could think of a few things.....Oh, legally....well that narrows it down a bit :)

Looks like i've got a bit of catching up to do. most of mine never made it on last night.
x

2007-03-25 02:39:57 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0 0

Very good, which reminds me of last year when my credit card was stolen ,12 weeks had passed then the police got in touch
with me informing me, that they had arrested a man using my
and other persons credit cards,When asked by the policeman why I failed to report my credit card stolen.He was taken aback when I informed him that there was no incentive to report it stolen as the thief was spending less than my wife,

2007-03-24 20:22:33 · answer #2 · answered by stephen261254 2 · 2 0

that is why i have more than one set around ,i got 4

2007-03-24 20:35:09 · answer #3 · answered by yves71225 1 · 0 0

Nice one, I would have taken his wallet.

2007-03-24 20:11:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Good job there wasn`t a footie match on. That was really evil her. Nice one F-F. x

2007-03-24 20:11:08 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 2

Ha Ha! Funny!

2007-03-24 22:56:23 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

You know that's true. Or she could take away his Enzyte.

2007-03-24 20:49:49 · answer #7 · answered by ineedu2luveme 2 · 0 0

Just plain sad :( but funny :D

2007-03-24 20:34:03 · answer #8 · answered by Vulcan 2 · 0 0

Wow. Just wow.

2007-03-24 20:14:34 · answer #9 · answered by Barbie 4 · 0 1

garbage

2007-03-24 20:31:34 · answer #10 · answered by Souls 1 · 0 0

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