I need some cute quotes for my AIM profile. Any suggestions?

Question

I need some cute stuff thats envy worthy. LIke paris hilton quotes and stuff. Best answer to the first person w/ the best answer.

Answer 1

heyy!
heres some that i absolutly love!
You know your the best when people you dont even know hate you! - Paris Hilton
Be a loser... cuz being cool is sooo overated!

hope you luv them!
<3 dancingirly22

Answer 2

if a cat always lands on its feet and toast always lands butter side down. If you were to strap a piece of toast butter side up to a cats back, which way would it land?

The speed of light, blah blah blah, what about the speed of dark!

Our do you want actuall quote quotes?

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur
movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't
evolve for another million years. They're afraid
the movie will give kids a mistaken impression.
What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing
and dancing?
- Jay Leno

I just thought of something funny...your mother.
- Cheech Marin

Draw a crazy picture Write a nutty poem Sing a
mumble-gumble song Whistle through your comb Do a
loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor Put
something silly in the world That ain't been there
before.
- Shel Silverstien


In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.
-- Emo Philips


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
-- Dick Cavett

He handed her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said "I'll love u till the last one dies."
-- Unknown

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to
live without you.

- Winnie the Pooh


I HOPE THAT HELPS!!!!!!!

Answer 3

"Common sense is not so common."

"Fish and guests in three days are stale."

"The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is the reason he made so many of them."

"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."

"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it."

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
Douglas Adams.

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
Rita Mae Brown.

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
George Gobol.

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
WC Fields.

"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."
Robert Orben.

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
Jeff Marder.

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
Dick Cavett.

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
Dave Edison.

Answer 4

Try http://www.iconator.com Then look under Away Messages. You probably won't use them for away mssgs., but they got some pretty creative stuff.

Answer 5

“Thank you, officer. We love the police.”

“Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?”

“The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday”

“Those cup-cakes still look good to me.”

-Paris Hilton

Answer 6

quotes? like real people quotes? don't know bout that.
but i got great away messages! look at bored.com and they have all sorts of away messages!

Answer 7

http://www.quotemountain.com/

Jessica SImpson: Nick is this chicken or tuna? I mean it says chicken of the sea soo what it...chicken or fish?
was that stupid?...im sorry