One day a man walked into a bar and sat down next to a guy with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender said, "Cute parrot, does he talk?"
The guy with the parrot says, "He does more than just talk, watch."
The guy lit a match and placed it under the parrot's left foot. Then the parrot started singing "Jingle Bells,"....it was a Christmas parrot.
The guy then placed the match under the right foot and the parrot then it started to sing "The 12 Days of Christmas."
The bartender said, "That's incredible." He then asked "What does he say when you place them BETWEEN his feet?"
The guy said, "You know I've never tried that, let's see."
When the match was placed between the feet of the parrot, the parrot began to sing a familiar tune...
"Chestnuts roasting on an open Fire."
2007-03-24 12:43:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought i already answered this one ????
Oh, well, obviosly not.
I gave a witrty answer as well, but i cant remember what it was :(
I think it was something to do with McD's and there chicken nuggets. TUT!
lol!
x
2007-03-25 10:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch, a very clever parrot, think id`e do the same, 10/10
2007-03-24 20:02:37 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not really the correct time of year for this corny little joke. If you can remember it for the next 8 months it just may be a bit funnier than telling it in the spring. Remember... with a joke - timing and delivery are everything.
Peace
2007-03-24 19:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by offi90 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
liked it very clever parrot
2007-03-24 20:39:56 · answer #4 · answered by organiz'd khoaz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. I like your jokes.
2007-03-24 19:46:10 · answer #5 · answered by Wisper in the Dark 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! Funny!
2007-03-24 22:58:06 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen it, read it, still not much good, didn't even smile.
2007-03-24 19:52:04 · answer #7 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one hun!! xx
2007-03-24 19:46:19 · answer #8 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed my *** off :D
2007-03-24 20:37:16 · answer #9 · answered by Vulcan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
am i supposed to lol? or ih? cuz i did neither
2007-03-24 19:48:01 · answer #10 · answered by excess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋