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A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."

"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious.

The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" the man responded.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH"

"What fish?" the man asked.

2007-03-24 12:37:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

It would be funnier if the guy said "Call the fish, are you crazy?" I still like it. 8/10.
P.S.
My husband thinks your version is funnier. 10/10 from him.

2007-03-24 12:42:58 · answer #1 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0 0

Cute

2007-03-24 20:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Very good joke,and a very clever man, 10/10+star

2007-03-25 06:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 0

pretty fishy huh? good joke!

2007-03-24 19:41:45 · answer #4 · answered by skimad 3 · 0 0

ha.ha.

2007-03-24 19:51:06 · answer #5 · answered by excess 3 · 0 0

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh im sorry was that joke supposed to be funny...my bad ........

2007-03-24 19:46:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

that was retarded........ either it wasn't very funny or i didn't get it......

2007-03-24 20:23:06 · answer #7 · answered by tropicaltwist782 5 · 0 2

Funny!!! Thanks for the laugh!

2007-03-24 19:42:53 · answer #8 · answered by maimatt7 3 · 0 0

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