A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus six, that son of a b-i-t-c-h is eight. Three plus four, that son of a b-i-t-c-h is seven...."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b-i-t-c-h is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
2007-03-24 12:32:27 · 6 answers · asked by neha 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute!!!
2007-03-25 22:45:18 · answer #1 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha - EXCELLENT.
Thanks for the laugh - about time we had some decent jokes on here.
9.5 out of 10.
2007-03-24 13:42:10 · answer #2 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but good one
2007-03-24 12:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by shydreamer2012 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats quite funny.
Pity im not in school any more to use that in class :(
2007-03-24 12:39:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cheers for that good one
2007-03-24 12:37:28 · answer #5 · answered by sassy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's cute! :o)
2007-03-24 12:39:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋