I was milking the cow when she kicked me with her back hoof.
So I tied her to the stall.
She then kicked me with her other hoof
So I tied that one to the stall.
She then whacked me in the face with her tail.
So I tied her tail to her horns.
I then realised I had to p*e and as I was undoing my zipper, my wife walked into parlour.
"Boy! did I have some explaining to do!" :(
2007-03-24 12:29:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe.
Sorry i wasn't about too long last night Fidge.
Had REALLY bad headache and needed to lie down before my head exploded.
Forgive me?
x
2007-03-25 02:26:53 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now that takes some beating,fantastic. In fact im`e not going to put my clocks forward, i might miss something. 10/10
2007-03-24 12:53:35 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one 10 on the chuckle scale.
2007-03-24 12:34:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont mean to be an a s s but a cow does not have horns
2007-03-24 13:58:22 · answer #4 · answered by squiggy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very good.
But honestly how would you get out of that one?
2007-03-24 12:35:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one! acually one of the few jokes i've never heard
2007-03-24 12:33:32 · answer #6 · answered by shydreamer2012 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so just exactly who was milking who??? ;-)
2007-03-24 14:48:18 · answer #7 · answered by CJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋