A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
2007-03-24 12:21:25 · 18 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And he was dead serious......lol
2007-03-25 05:45:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great 10 outa 10 xx
2007-03-24 19:28:45 · answer #2 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, my husband came running in to find out what I was laughing at, so he read it he has tears rolling down his cheeks.
2007-03-24 19:25:37 · answer #3 · answered by Chelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!!! i got the joke !!! funny.... He's been used to driving a funeral car so when someone taps him he'll assume that it's a ghost... nice one...
2007-03-24 19:26:55 · answer #4 · answered by ojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took a minute, but then it made my burst out laughing. Good one. A really, really good one.
2007-03-24 19:26:51 · answer #5 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it twice b4,it has gotten kinda old
2007-03-25 13:17:31 · answer #6 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one!
2007-03-24 23:08:22 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That dead funny ,from quiet background ,well re-hearsed
2007-03-24 19:29:57 · answer #8 · answered by not a mused 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A hearst ,Yes very good like it.
2007-03-24 19:24:58 · answer #9 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha good one!
But i really shouldnt have laughed so loud just then.....
2007-03-24 19:25:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not half as good as your last.
2007-03-24 19:25:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋