An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
2007-03-24 12:17:28 · 14 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant......must try that in TKMax tomorrow :)x
2007-03-25 05:48:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!
2007-03-24 13:18:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a wicked sense of humour, we are going down the list looking for your jokes, thanx for making us laugh, your ace.10/10
2007-03-24 12:28:16 · answer #3 · answered by Chelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, at last a joke thats funny on yahoo answers. Cheers!
2007-03-24 12:22:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-24 12:40:40 · answer #5 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! i have now achived my daily goal of laughing at a funny joke. I'm serious
2007-03-24 12:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by shydreamer2012 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's was alright kind of corny but you got a star for effort
2007-03-24 12:38:57 · answer #7 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well funny man!
2007-03-24 12:28:03 · answer #8 · answered by stand@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. hahahaha, that got me in fits lol.
2007-03-24 12:21:38 · answer #9 · answered by chatterbox15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great i loved it
2007-03-24 12:24:11 · answer #10 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋