heres part 2?

Question

i have tried 5 times to post part 2

from his wife and
daughter and the cat, and masturbated into the mixture for good
measure.
Jack hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would happen. He
deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the
results.
The computer printed the following:
1) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2) Your cat's having kittens. Get a vet.
3) Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
4) Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
5) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
6) And if you don't stop playing with yourself your elbow will
never
get better........
Thank you for shopping at Tesco

Answer 1

That is one cool machine - I want one.

Answer 2

That's so wrong but pretty funny.

Answer 3

what is part one?