Soldiers' Jokes.... (no insulting at all)...?

Question

1. There is a military officer who treats the new-comers badly. One day, he asked a new-comer: "Do you have a quarter that I can borrow?" the new-comer said: "yup." the officer said naturally "Don't forget to use the word Sir", so the new-comer said: "NO. I DON'T HAVE ANY F*CKING QUARTER FOR YOU, SIR"

2. One day, a military leader, a navy leader and a air-force leader meet each other. All 3 of them want to know which has the guts. So the air-force leader said :" You over there. Fly to 35000 feet above and jump down without any equipments." The military leader think it's nothing, so he said: "You over there. Put your self into the canon and fire yourself out." The navy leader said :"You over there. Jump into the ocean." Both military leader and air-force leader laughed and said :"that's nothing." Then they heard the guy who should jump into the ocean said: "WHY YOU DON'T JUMP INTO THE F*CKING OCEAN BY YOURSELF, YOU OLD F*CKING OLD LOSER."

Answer 1

the last Three P.O.W.s left in Vietnam are coming home. When they get to the airport they are met by the President and a whole parade of people. The president says he wants to help make their dreams come true.

The first pow says he want a horse ranch in east Texas, the president responds with " no problem consider it done".

the second one says he wants to own and operate a limo service, once again, no problem.

the third says he wants one dollar for every inch from the tip of his d*** to his testicles. The president says no problem, and sends over a secret service agent with a tape measure. The agent stretches out the tape and then asks the man where his testicles are. He says about 5 miles north of Saigon.