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you'll grow another wart?

2007-03-24 10:37:15 · 22 answers · asked by AVATARD 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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You'll grow up to become an Avatard, who posts mischevious nonsense out of topic in the Religion section.

2007-03-24 11:06:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well ill tell you this much, I am a better person than most of the people that went to my last church. The teens were alcoholics, the parents were gay bashers, and ignorant. Church doesnt make the person a great one. If you believe in the word of God, and what he did for us, then I think thats pretty good.

2007-03-24 17:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by Rocker Chick 4 · 1 0

people may start reading their Bibles on their own and discovering the lies that have been told to them in the churches!!!!!! this would change everything- they would realize that the holidays are of pagen origin and stop doing them- businesses would go under and the men who pretend to be santa would loose income and their pot belly's to boot- people would give to the orphanages instead of paying the electric bill at the church- and when Jesus returned so many would have found the truth that He would have to build a bigger kingdom!!!! is this what you were thinking?

2007-03-24 17:45:08 · answer #3 · answered by drox 3 · 0 1

the chances that ull grow further anf urther away from God increas.

I can tell u what probaly wont happen tho: u wont go to hell for not going to church. As long as ur heart belongs to Jesus and u love God, that is.

2007-03-24 17:49:02 · answer #4 · answered by Eryn v 3 · 0 0

You'll have a nice fat bank account. Those churches are known to steal money from your wallet! I don't go anymore, and I'm JUST FINE!

2007-03-24 17:41:31 · answer #5 · answered by ANSWER MY QUESTION!! 6 · 1 0

Depends on what you put yourself through...no where does it say that going to church is a requirement for anything. The first answer on here is not from a Christian....seeding is so funny.

2007-03-24 17:41:37 · answer #6 · answered by chico2149 4 · 1 0

This is the creed I have written on behalf of all us.
We believe in Marxfreudanddarwin
We believe everything is OK
as long as you don't hurt anyone,
to the best of your definition of hurt,
and to the best of your knowledge.
The evidence must be investigated
And you can prove anything with evidence.

We believe there's something in
horoscopes, UFO's and bent spoons;
Jesus was a good man
just like Buddha, Mohammed, and ourselves.
He was a good moral teacher
although we think His good morals were bad.

We believe that all religions are basically the same--
at least the one that we read was.
They all believe in love and goodness.
They only differ on matters of
creation, sin, heaven, hell, God, and salvation.

We believe that after death comes the Nothing
Because when you ask the dead what happens they say nothing.
If death is not the end, if the dead have lied,
then it's compulsory heaven for all
excepting perhaps Hitler, Stalin, and Genghis Khan.

We believe in Masters and Johnson.
What's selected is average.
What's average is normal.
What's normal is good.

We believe in total disarmament.
We believe there are direct links between warfare and bloodshed.
Americans should beat their guns into tractors
and the Russians would be sure to follow.
We believe in sex before, during, and after marriage.
We believe in the therapy of sin.
We believe that adultery is fun.
We believe that sodomy is OK.
We believe that taboos are taboo.

We believe that everything is getting better
despite evidence to the contrary.
We believe that man is essentially good.
It's only his behavior that lets him down.
This is the fault of society.
Society is the fault of conditions.
Conditions are the fault of society.

We believe that each man must find the truth that is right for him.
Reality will adapt accordingly.
The universe will readjust.
History will alter.
We believe that there is no absolute truth
excepting the truth that there is no absolute truth.

We believe in the rejection of creeds,
and the flowering of individual thought

"Chance" a post-script

If chance be the Father of all flesh,
disaster is his rainbow in the sky,
and when you hear

State of Emergency!
Sniper Kills Ten!
Troops on Rampage!
Whites go Looting!
Bomb Blasts School!

It is but the sound of man worshiping his maker.

[From Nice and Nasty by Steve Turner. 1980 by Marshall, and Scott.]

2007-03-24 17:40:46 · answer #7 · answered by RedE1 3 · 2 3

if you dont go to church....you'll miss the sermon......you dont have to go to church to be a Christian....as long as your saved you will be fine...but if your not......hmmmmmm? I smell something or should I say someone burning....seriously.....church is great if you have a relationship with God...if you dont.....well there is that burning smell again......go with me tomorrow....you can watch a live webcast at 930 cst....the links on here

http://disguiseddisciple.com

2007-03-24 17:48:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Personally I have seen a lot of very crummy ministers and priests. I don't think there is anything wrong with not going to church.

I think as long as you are a good person, harm no one, and are charitable, you will find a place in heaven.

2007-03-24 17:41:16 · answer #9 · answered by redunicorn 7 · 1 1

You will miss your share of blessings and Joy that come with attending a church service.....

2007-03-24 17:44:11 · answer #10 · answered by Redeemed 4 · 0 0

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